January 2011
27 posts
“Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my...”
– Dorothy Parker
May my buns become steel like
So I have done it. After three years of whining about wanting to re join the gym, myself and a work friend took the plunge and are now official gym bunnies.
Looking round the gym the stench of testosterone and sweat was overwhelming and a little alluring. I instantly panicked and reminded myself of my vanity and my repulsion towards gymwear.
Time to dust off my trainers (vomit)
But as my...
“Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across...”
– Steel Magnolias
To fill my lines with more than words
To Botox or not to Botox that is the question.
Actually I am not even slightly considering it because my lines do not offend me yet, but my under eye area is starting to frustrate me a little especially as it moves/puckers when I apply my concealer and my boobs are definitely softer.
This thought process started after meeting up with a friend who is longing for some Botox for her not that bad...
“Oh, for goodness’ sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the...”
– The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert.
Cravings
Okay I can’t stop thinking about burgers! What does this mean? And when I say burgers I mean full on smoky bacon cheesy burgers. I am so confused.
Not sure if it is because I am obsessed with the man vs food show on the Good Food network but today when he was doing a triple burger challenge I actually wanted to kiss him and lick his fingers.
Noooooooooo
Pretty sure the word vomit is due to me not being able to sleep. The not being able to sleep is due to what I call “night time head wars”. Rest assured this is not a game for the weak.
So this three week sick bender I am eager to end has meant my body has accumulated a large amount of medicines. These meds make me feel like a shaun of the dead extra and at night I get the “my...
Move I must
So I am about to embark on another move!! It has only been 3 months since I moved out of my gorgeous flat and into the current money pit so am feeling a little bit nervous about having to repeat the vileness that was packing and moving again.
The Flat that I am currently living in is lovely to look at and three floors of space but once you look past the sizeable rooms and quirky features you...
“She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.”
– Dorothy Parker
Bye Bye Birdies
Sixteen days ill so far and tell me why is the only thing to have shrunken is my breasticles!! okay okay my brain and creative side have also taken a lashing but why oh why did my front plumpness have to go?
I am about two days away from having Cocker Spaniel ears and I am not happy.
And I am still a chubster so I am def the bitterest woman in the living room!
“You musn’t give your heart to a wild thing. The more you do, the stronger...”
– Holly Golightly
Man with a plan
I think I took my youth for granted. I am going to make a big effort to prove myself wrong by trying at least three new things in the next two months.
Actually I already ate chicken so maybe I will just aim for two new things.
This isnt a new year thing, it’s a getting fed up of the mundane rituals I have succumbed to thing.
“Nico”
– I’ve been out walking I don’t do too much talking These days, these days. These days I seem to think a lot About the things that I forgot to do And all the times I had the chance to
I may have coughed up one of my ribs. Project unintentionally become prince is working. This chest infection should be so last year! Murr
