January 2012
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“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...”
– Lemony Snicket
Jan 30th
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Puff and pout
Going to the gym I am definatly one of those that has to have my make up on. But then I have to put it on if I go to the doctors. Clothes, I still dress in my work trousers and sleep tshirt as I just can not go into a sport shop without breaking out in hives. Perusing around at the men and women it ranges from matchy matchy women, Women that are letting it all hang out, women that are looking to...
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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“If I seem a little strange, that’s because I am.”
– The Smiths
Jan 29th
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“You know you have read a good book when you read the last page and feel a little...”
Jan 27th
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“People talking without speaking, people hearing without listening, people...”
– Simon and Garfunkle
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Jan 25th
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“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.”
– C S Lewis
Jan 25th
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“Music is sublime. No other art form can match it. No other art form can offer so...”
– Dandy in the underworld - Sebastian Horsley
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“So many books, so little time.”
– Frank Zappa
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“Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the...”
– Augusten Burroughs - Running with scissors
Jan 22nd
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Well I am not going blue.
With my “big love” style hair I am parading at the moment, I am finding myself perusing hair websites looking for inspiration. I find that not only am I completly unable to perform any kind of up do transformations, I am a plait failure. So do I change the colour or have a drastic cut? It is Saturday night and I should be dancing and my hair should stuck to my sweaty cheeks right...
Jan 21st
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With Wikipedia blacked out, Tumblr users have joined the protest by writing 80,000-word essays about how the color black makes them sad.
Jan 18th
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Jan 15th
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“I hope I wake up five pounds lighter tommorow, five years younger and five grand...”
– Me
Jan 15th
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“But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun”
– The Beatles
Jan 14th
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My new lesson
Why has it taken me 31 years to know that you can not use old make up? When I say old I mean I am not sure it is a good thing to own vintage make up. I learnt my lesson this week applying an eye shadow as old as my virginity and consequently got a stye (cue the ews!). Ladies, I implore you to delve in to your draws of delight and fish out those “I may use it someday” and bin it,...
Jan 14th
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My underboob warmers have got to go.
A new year and a new chin. I realised that drinking bottles and bottles of prosecco and wine when you have the metabolism of a 31 year old is a little like sticking dough under your chin and boobs. But it stays. Not as a resolution but as a fat thing, I have erased the booze from my consumption list. Actually I have removed a few things, diet coke, as much bread as I can and crisps. Oh and I...
Jan 14th